30 Day Star Wars Blogging Challenge: Day Twenty Six Favorite Obi-Wan Kenobi Quote

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Day Twenty Six Favorite Obi-Wan Kenobi quote

Let me just say this…Obi-Wan is kind of a dick. He totally lies to Luke, and thanks to the bloody abortion the prequels turned out to be he doesn’t even remember R2-D2. There is no amount of retconning that can ever cover up that glaring pot hole…again fuck you George Lucas. He also doesn’t seem to remember that Luke has a twin sister…even though he was there when they were born and totally conspired to hide both of them.

With that being said…

“Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”

Except maybe Detroit…and I can say that because I lived there, I still live in the area, my kid was born there, and my Grandfather worked there. Beyond the fact that I am joking because downtown is pretty sweet these days…it’s when you get back into the neighborhoods that shit gets depressing.

This is the one Kenobi quote that is not mired in bullshit or completely fucking ruined by the god awful prequels.

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2 comments

  1. Juan Havarti · January 1, 2016

    He lied about Vader being Luke’s father, and left out Leia being his twin sister, why wouldn’t he lie about knowing R2?

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